03 September 2008
Look i am doing a survey for you to learn more about your crazy blog master..
If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
The Oven, its classic..
Did you ever swallow a coin?
Nickname as a kid was coinpurse… Or was that “most likely to carry a purse”
What was the worst gift you've ever received?
A microwave bacon cooker for my 10th birthday.
What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
There are too many to name here
How many kids do you want?
At least 2.
Whats your moms middle name?
Michelle
Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
Noppers
Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
A Ford Fukus
Who do you hate?
Hate is such a strong word. I prefer strongly dislike.
What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
Have my CLEPs finished, and honestly, finding someone who wants me as much as I want them.
Do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
All of them. There are some stories…
Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
No. Who writes these damn questions?
Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
Not particularly.
Did you own a Lite-Brite?
Yes, and I want one back.
Can you dive?
No.
Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
Um. No…
Have you ever used a pogo stick?
Nope.
Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
Can’t think of one.
What’s your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
The pink ones.
Favorite food you CRAVEEE?
Pizza
When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
Huh? I don’t remember.
Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
Yes.
Do you REALLY floss everyday?
No.
what is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
Hmm… Favorite is Diesel “fuel for life” and Burberry “Touch”
If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
HELL YES! Always wanted to go on that show. That and “Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego”
What's the largest living organism that you killed?
I hit a cat once. It was sad. I swerved I swear.
Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
Not that I can think of.
What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
Disney ones.
if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
Lying in bed with a man next to me, holding me as I hold him. Ooh or speed up time and get San Francisco weekend this weekend.
Can you juggle?
Yes, bills, friends, family, work, school.
How do you feel right now?
All stuffed up.
Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
Yes. Yummy.
Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
Peter who?
What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Play-doh.
Are you willing to go the distance?
Yup.
The Oven, its classic..
Did you ever swallow a coin?
Nickname as a kid was coinpurse… Or was that “most likely to carry a purse”
What was the worst gift you've ever received?
A microwave bacon cooker for my 10th birthday.
What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
There are too many to name here
How many kids do you want?
At least 2.
Whats your moms middle name?
Michelle
Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
Noppers
Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
A Ford Fukus
Who do you hate?
Hate is such a strong word. I prefer strongly dislike.
What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
Have my CLEPs finished, and honestly, finding someone who wants me as much as I want them.
Do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
All of them. There are some stories…
Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
No. Who writes these damn questions?
Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
Not particularly.
Did you own a Lite-Brite?
Yes, and I want one back.
Can you dive?
No.
Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
Um. No…
Have you ever used a pogo stick?
Nope.
Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
Can’t think of one.
What’s your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
The pink ones.
Favorite food you CRAVEEE?
Pizza
When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
Huh? I don’t remember.
Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
Yes.
Do you REALLY floss everyday?
No.
what is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
Hmm… Favorite is Diesel “fuel for life” and Burberry “Touch”
If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
HELL YES! Always wanted to go on that show. That and “Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego”
What's the largest living organism that you killed?
I hit a cat once. It was sad. I swerved I swear.
Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
Not that I can think of.
What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
Disney ones.
if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
Lying in bed with a man next to me, holding me as I hold him. Ooh or speed up time and get San Francisco weekend this weekend.
Can you juggle?
Yes, bills, friends, family, work, school.
How do you feel right now?
All stuffed up.
Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
Yes. Yummy.
Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
Peter who?
What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Play-doh.
Are you willing to go the distance?
Yup.
02 September 2008
01 September 2008
Keep up with this consumption!
So earth gets hotter and more guys have to dress like this! :)
Totally kidding!
Totally kidding!
27 August 2008
Stop doing TINA...
See more Kristin Chenoweth videos at Funny or Die
I cannot wait until Pushing Daisies Returns... Thanks Jeremiah...
My Tax Dollars at work
This wasnt some oops i stumbled upon this site, this is someone who went to it directly. Sweet huh. Just think next you'll see someone from the White House checking out my page. That's right Mr. Bush, you might have homosexuals working for you and under you. :-D
26 August 2008
Traitor!
Okay so I am trying to stay out of politics, mind you I am running for the the Superientendant of the AZ State Board of Education. Okay shut up and stop laughing, I wrote my own name in. there was no democratic nominees.
Let's just, for a moment, imagine the polls in Illinois showed Obama only ahead of McCain by 5 or 6 points. That would cause a frenzy in the political punditry. A frenzy. The latest poll in Illinois showed Obama leading by a 15 point margin: 55% - 40%.How funny is this?
McCain, on the other hand, is only ahead by 6 points: 47% - 41%. He's not even breaking 50% and barely breaking 45%. That's why John McCain has to campaign in his home state. Arizona is the place where McCain has most of his houses. The people who know him best don't really like him.
Things I want...
Ooh a themed post... Jealous?
A kiss on the lips
A little bit of passion
A touch of lust
A bit of romance...
(Yes this the fantastic Jeremy Lucido... SO CUTE)
A bit of Humor!
(Or just Bradley Cooper!)
24 August 2008
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