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JustBecause Wednesday & Daily 7

2012-02-15T16:30:00.000-07:00

1) This is my 1707 post.
2) I recently bought $33 worth of music from my senior year of high school. I feel so dorky! It's all poppy sappy stuffy.
3) I got Mark a great shirt for valentine's day. It says "Keep Calm I'm the Doctor"
4) I will openly admit I am addicted to soda. I need to brake this habit!
5) 135 days until the end of my program.
6) I want cheat on Mark with Max Adler, he was HUNKY last night on #glee. He was the best part of the episode.
7) I still want McNuggets.

The mens.

JustBecause Tuesday & Daily 7

2012-02-14T16:30:00.000-07:00

1) I am about to cry right now, it's all stress but still on the verge of tears
2) I don't feel like I am prepared to a SPED teacher next year. I am not teaching. I am just tired of my program. It's not rigorous it is down right heartless!
3) I love popcorn, especially air popped popcorn, i could eat it every day.
4) I think my body is craving lots of salt lately, I can't get enough of the stuff.
5) I spent valentine's day in school, not with my Mark. BOO!
6) Speaking of cravings, I want some McNuggets, like now..
7) The TV show, My Strange Addiction, is proof positive that the human race is DOOMED!

The mens...

JustBecause Monday & The Daily 7.

2012-02-13T16:30:00.000-07:00

1) Whitney is dead, we get it, get over it. I don't care how this tortured sole died.
2) Matt Bomer came out as a gay man, WELL DUH! I could have told you that...
3) I slammed my fingers in a car door today after work, it was funny as hell!
4) Only in the English language could we have words that sounds the same but mean completely different things. Example: sell and cell.
5) Mark got to see my stalking subject at Targhey today and I did not. He snapped a pic. I have been waiting weeks to see him! This is just not fair.
6) The new math teacher at my school is HOT AS HELL! He's got a booty that goes on for miles. I thank gawd I don't have to work directly with him or I would get in so much trouble.
7) I think I like this new format for my blog, the daily 7. I just coined a new feature of JustBecuase on tallbubba. The Daily 7. Deal.

The mens...

Work Covergirl! (Or the Walgreens generic)

2012-02-12T16:42:00.002-07:00

My modeling career is starting to take off. Today Walgreens brand pain killers, tomorrow Target brand, then maybe a dose of JCP mens khakis...

JustBecause NSFW Sunday

2012-02-12T16:30:00.000-07:00

I've been out of touch for a hot minute. Stressors in my life right now are at a maximum. Not to mention I have been sick as a dog. But I don't want your sympathy. I want your erections!

JustBecause Saturday

2012-02-04T16:30:00.000-07:00

I got up and out of the house today, no homework, no drama, and hell no computer... quite relaxing...

JustBecause Snow Day

2012-02-03T16:30:00.000-07:00

So I got a snow day today (yesterday from when i am posting this) and i was sick all damn day. TOTALLY NOT COOL!!!

JustBecause Thursday

2012-02-02T16:30:00.000-07:00

Sorry for no posts for 2 days. I got busy and honestly didn't feel like clicking 15 buttons to post some pictures. So shoot on me!

JustBecause Monday

2012-01-30T16:30:00.000-07:00

NSFW JustBecause DAMN IT'S SUNDAY!

2012-01-29T16:30:00.000-07:00

I need a three day weekend this week. Too much to do and not enough time to do it. C'est La Vie...

JustBecause Saturday

2012-01-28T16:30:00.000-07:00

Somebody write this reading response for me. I need to write about what my writing program will be like when i am a teacher of record. I can tell you, this year, i don't teach writing I teach well, what do i teach?

JustBecause TGIF!

2012-01-27T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Thursday

2012-01-26T16:30:00.000-07:00

Why do school kids wake up and ditch first period. Why not just sleep through it? Is that wrong?

Kinda in lust with this song right now...

2012-01-25T18:11:00.001-07:00

JustBecause Wednesday PURGE

2012-01-25T16:30:00.000-07:00

Posted Without Comment

2012-01-24T12:41:00.000-07:00

I am so glad I am not a preschool teacher...
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

JustBecause Monday PURGE

2012-01-23T16:30:00.000-07:00

NSFW JustBecause Sunday...

2012-01-22T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Saturday

2012-01-21T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Friday

2012-01-20T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause started out as a 1 pic per day, 2 on tuesday, event I used to supplement my blog and make your fuckers come and read it. Now it is a ballzion pictures a day and the only thing i post lately. Sad or boner worthy, I will leave that up to you...

Now the mens.

JustBecause Thursday

2012-01-19T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Tuesday

2012-01-17T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Monday

2012-01-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

Hi. I have a lot to say today. I need help with someone in my life who won't help herself, and I don't know what to do. I can't throw money at it, that will just make it worse. I can't quit and move back because she would just ignore the fact that I gave up my life to help her. I want to just slap her and tell her to grow the fuck up. I want her to do something for herself. I want her to be well a mom.

I am a little upset, more pissed then upset because it affects me more then she knows and she doesn't care.

Plus i stepped on my keychain today and broke my lego keychain, that pissed me off more then anything, i can't have anything nice.

On to the mens, if you can keep it up after my sad little rant.

If I close the tab do i get kicked out of school?

2012-01-16T14:57:00.000-07:00

As many of you know I went to UOPX. I got a degree, and now i am going to a real school. 1000 times different!

JustBecause NSFW Sunday

2012-01-15T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Saturday

2012-01-14T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Friday

2012-01-13T16:30:00.000-07:00

I am waiting for fotoshop for Men to come out...

2012-01-12T19:35:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Thursday PURGE

2012-01-12T16:30:00.000-07:00

I don't loathe Thursday nights, just the time between 08:30am and 04:00pm.

JustBecuase Wednesday Purge

2012-01-11T16:30:00.000-07:00

So FUCKING True!

2012-01-10T21:15:00.004-07:00

Especially the orange one!

JustBecause Tuesday: CR Edition

2012-01-10T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Monday BlownOUT

2012-01-09T16:30:00.000-07:00

Funny or Die has the Bachmann's down!

2012-01-08T20:20:00.001-07:00

A very VERY special Christmas!

The Bachmanns Wish You Merry Christmas - watch more funny videos

JustBecause NSFW Sunday

2012-01-08T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Saturday

2012-01-07T16:30:00.000-07:00

After yesterday's completely depressing rant/slash blog post I figured I would post what 99.991% of you come here to see...

Mens.

No Post Today

2012-01-06T20:32:00.001-07:00

I was sitting here debating on whether or not to post pictures and watching Grey's. Yes I know. I am totally tacky for watching Grey's Anatomy. But it is really my only escape right now. The 45 minutes I spend watching this stupid show just lets me escape the drama is my life.

A lot of my drama is self inflicted, for example this hideously painful master degree program. Yes I know I only have 176 days, but it is so draining. I want to teach, i NEED to teach, but it is not my room and I can't force my way to teach, and i have to learn how things are done, i know this, but it doesn't make life any easier. Plus I have class for 6 hours on a Saturday with a teacher who doesn't believe in computers. So i have to do everything via paper. I am seriously trying to get away from paper and that seems like all i get lately.

On top of all this, my family is of no help. One of the few people I need to be strong for me right now, won't even talk to me, unless she needs something. I am so thankful I have Mark in my life right now, because if i didn't, i would be in a corner crying right now. i just wish i had time to do something with him and not just sit in Starbucks.

So anyways, i am emotional, depressed and in a funk. I need a vacation.

A MB Backpack with pacifiers, and gummy bears...

2012-01-05T19:20:00.002-07:00

Bachmann Steps Aside - watch more funny videos

JustBecause Thursday

2012-01-05T16:30:00.000-07:00

First day back to classes in the new year... 177 days and I will have a masters degree.

JustBecause Wednesday

2012-01-04T16:30:00.000-07:00

It's a new year, woo!

JustBecause Twofer Tuesday

2012-01-03T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Monday

2012-01-02T16:30:00.000-07:00

I unlike 98% of the other teacher had to work today. I am looking for more twitter followers to stalk to during the day to make my days a little more interesting. Follow me on twitter... tallbubba

Also i am seriously glad I can't read the news all day at work, if i read one more thing about the Iowa COCKus i will squirt santorm all over my romney!

And now for some mens!

My New drinking companion...

2012-01-01T18:21:00.001-07:00

¡SQUIRREL!

NSFW JustBecause Sunday

2012-01-01T16:30:00.000-07:00

I told you it would return today. So i wanted to tell you my new years resolutions.

1) Not shop at Walmart (because their commercials are stupid)

2) Survive the next 8 months.

3) Die gracefully on 12/21/2012.

On to the mens...

Mark is letting me have a baby!

2012-01-01T15:33:00.001-07:00

A banana baby...

Why did Mark and I have the same thought?

2011-12-30T18:12:00.001-07:00

That's cheap...

JustBecause Returns Sunday

2011-12-29T16:14:00.002-07:00

I took the week off to decompress, to get ready for the next semester and well find more hot mens to post for your perverted pleasure. I have a 2 TB hard drive now to fill up, can i do it?

Seriously you need to stop...

2011-12-29T14:25:00.001-07:00

Why do people have these stickers. They are stupid. Plus I am trying to figure out the last 2 adults.

JustBecause Friday

2011-12-23T16:30:00.000-07:00

I am hopping to get some republican foot tapping action at the airport tomorrow. I need to get paid to keep my mouth shut...

#gpoy

2011-12-23T14:29:00.001-07:00

Sitting at the back of the bus yawning.

JustBecause Thursday

2011-12-22T16:30:00.000-07:00

Blah.

Dance Partay!

2011-12-21T17:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Wednesday

2011-12-21T16:30:00.000-07:00

Only four more days until... WHO CARES!

Dance Party Later al la @voenixrising

I guess a 61 y/o can't have a little fun...

2011-12-21T15:16:00.001-07:00

Coming Out On Christmas - watch more funny videos

JustBecause Twofer Tuesday

2011-12-20T16:30:00.000-07:00

So i slept until 3pm today. Why, because I had no desire to get out of bed. This holiday depression is no fun. I am not a Christmas person. I send out the cards, I do the fake smile at family functions but I just can't get into the holiday cheer this year. Not having money and traveling for the holiday makes things difficult.

Anyways, enough of my whining, on to the mens.

Please don't drag me into this...

2011-12-19T18:25:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Monday

2011-12-19T16:30:00.000-07:00

It's monday, it's snowing, and I had to walk a mile in the snow. But i found the big and tall shop near me so it's not a total waste.

Classy...

2011-12-19T13:29:00.001-07:00

Posted without comment.

If Noah Built an Ark in 2011

2011-12-18T22:41:00.001-07:00

And lo, in the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said:

"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me."

"Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard, but there was no ark.

"Noah! I'm about to start the rain! Where is the ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."

"I needed a building permit."

"I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system."

"My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision."

"Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it."

"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl."

"I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls, but no go!"

"When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space."

"Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood."

"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew."

"Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work."

"The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with ark-building experience.

"To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."

"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly, the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."

I didn't know I was on the news last night..

2011-12-18T20:22:00.001-07:00

Look I found Jesus!

2011-12-18T20:15:00.001-07:00

NSFW JustBecause Sunday

2011-12-18T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Saturday

2011-12-17T16:30:00.000-07:00

The fate of JustBecause is still up in the air. I like doing it, but I am SCARRED that some parent is going to find it. Hmm. what to do what to do...

JustBecause Thursday

2011-12-15T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Wednesday

2011-12-14T16:30:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay in posting guys. I have been up all night writing a stupid paper. 8 months and I am done with school for a while. I am ready to not be a student for a while. Or do I want my Ed.D?

JustBecause Tuesday Twofer!

2011-12-13T16:30:00.000-07:00

Driving is hard.

2011-12-12T19:41:00.001-07:00

Yes Denver has a lot of one way streets but the idiots who drive the wrong way on 8th Ave at Colorado are utter morons!

JustBecause Monday

2011-12-12T16:30:00.000-07:00

I had a christmas gift given to me early today. About $500-$700 worth of clothes that actually fit me. They aren't cheap clothes either. I am kinda shocked that this happend but very happy about it. I needed some new clothes. Now I need some hangers. IKEA here we come!

NSFW JustBecuase Sunday

2011-12-11T16:30:00.000-07:00

So I have shared my blog with some of the girls in my cohort/at work. I trust them so I don't think they will say anything but it made me wonder, am I going to far with my blog? Should I be worried that some zealous parent will find my blog (mind you I have made it very hard to find my blog using my name and I have all my personal and professional email/blogs/websites very separate). What's a gay man to do on his blog but post pictures and complain about things?

JustBecause Saturday

2011-12-10T16:30:00.000-07:00

I cannot type today. I swear something is wrong with me.

JustBecause Thursday

2011-12-08T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Wednesday

2011-12-07T16:30:00.000-07:00

What was I thinking...

2011-12-05T21:12:00.001-07:00

It was 60 last week. Now it's freezing...

NSFW JustBecause Sunday

2011-12-04T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause VERY NSFW Saturday... Extended CUT

2011-12-03T16:30:00.000-07:00

I slept funky last night and my upper back and neck is killing me. I need a massage. If you don't money using the donate button on the sidebar I promise not to use it on lube and sex toys but on a massage...

Never Forget...

2011-12-01T17:39:00.001-07:00

JustBecause Wednesday

2011-11-30T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Monday

2011-11-28T16:30:00.000-07:00

The latest in hip teacher fashion...

2011-11-28T14:30:00.001-07:00

I swear to the gods, i rip every pair of pants i own...

JustBecuase NSFW Sunday

2011-11-27T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Saturday

2011-11-26T16:30:00.000-07:00

Ooh Look it's an overshare MEME

2011-11-25T18:59:00.000-07:00

Stolen from Here and Here.

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay?I would have to say my early teens. I tried to avoid it however... Really came out when I was 17.

2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?
Yes and well it was a formative experience.

3. Who was the first person you came out to?
My high school pals at North High.

4. Are you out to your family?
Yes.

5. Do you want children?
Nope. Want them.

6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?
Some of column A some of column B. More girl friends then boyfriends.

7. Were you out in school?
I pulled the "BI" crap in high school.

8. Is your best friend the same sex as you?
Yes he is.

9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them?
Yuppers!

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?
Nope.

11. Have you ever been in a sling?
Never, but always wanted to try it!

12. Have you ever done a 3-way?
Once.

13. Have you ever dressed in drag?
Nope.

14. Would you date a drag queen?
I have dated drag queens and guys who weren't queens at the time but are now.

15. Are you ‘fixed in your ways’ as it were?
I wouldn't say so. More open to new experiences then most.

16. Cher or Bette?
Who? (Mark is going to slap me for this one)

17. Have you dated someone of a different ethnicity?
I had my latin phase yes. Pretty much all I could attract for a while.

18. Been to Fire Island? Saugatuck? Key West? Ft. Lauderdale? Palm Springs?
No to all of the above.

19. How many Madonna CDs do you own?
Who owns CD's any more. I have most of her CDs on my iPod but only ever paid for one. ;)

20. Name of your first love?
Nick

21. Do you still talk to them?
When he needs something technically or british yes.

22. Does size matter?
Well to me no, but always wanted to try a bigger cock. Where can i get one?

23. Biggest turn on?
Stomachs, eyes, smiles, legs.

24. Biggest turn off?
Stuck-up weasels.

25. Ever been harassed due to your orientation?
I am 6'8" and 350lbs, most people just ignore me, fearing I'd rip them apart.

26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?
I can be a big 'ol mo when I need to be.

27. Ever been to a pride rally?
Better question would be, if I have ever been to a good pride rally.

28. Would you marry if you could?
Yuppers.

29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart, hands down. Sex is free on the interwebs.

30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows?
I pluck the space between my eye-brows, does that count?

31. Do you trim your body hair?
Nope. I'm au naturel.

32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
Yes and it was interesting.

33. Ever been to an orgy?
Nope never, but again, would love to try it.

34. Which character in “The Women” best reflects you?
Don't remember the movie well enough to get this reference?

35. Favorite gay expression ?
Okay

36. How may ‘ex’ do you have?
I'd say 10. I don't really count?

37. Do you believe in fairies?
Like gay boys in high school, no.

38. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

39. Do you have any piercings?
Nope.

40. Would you date a smoker?
Done it, hated it.

41. If you are male, do you know many lesbians?
Yes.

42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?
No, not really, I know of people with HIV.

43. Are you part of a gay organization?
Define a part of?

44. Is your gym cruisy?
What is this gym you speak of? Is he cute?

45. Grinder or Scruff?
Neither, don't need them.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?
Totally in front of me. I'm not even 30 yet.

47. Got Porn?
You have read my blog, right?

48. Make out music?
Yes, all music is make out music.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy?
No.

50. Did you ever have sex with him?
Nope.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Not that I remember.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?
Nope, no desire to either.

53. Ever had sex in public?
Yup. Not telling you where.

54. What gay gene did you miss out?

The skinny ass bitch gene.

JustBecause Friday

2011-11-25T16:30:00.000-07:00

I didn't buy a damn thing today, except lunch and that was disgusting so i am trying to forget it.

Yes I teared up watching this...

2011-11-25T16:12:00.001-07:00

My great grandparents were married for 79 years.
My grandparents have been married for 30+ years.
My parents divorced after hating each other for years, after 28 years of marriage.
I have been in a committed, loving, monogamous relationship for 3.5 years and have to call my love, my roommate to my co-workers.

I don't get to marry because some wing nut wackjob says it will destroy our country. No I think what is destroying our country are the people who are in charge giving more rights to corporations then the people.

You don't have to like who I marry, only I do.

This holiday season, be yourself, love yourself and enjoy life.

JustBecause TURKEY DAY!

2011-11-24T16:30:00.000-07:00

Happy Thanksgiving to all my followers/readers/stalkers/perverts. May your Turkey day be full of turkey and plenty of mashed potatoes and stuffing!

JustBecause Wednesday

2011-11-23T16:30:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay and no Twofer Tuesday this week. I was busy going to Lakewood...

JustBecause Monday

2011-11-21T16:30:00.000-07:00

So I got my package from the prize company today. GUESS what it was! Was it a check for some contest I won? No. Was it a trip to some exotic land? No. Was it a years worth of lotion and tissues? NO! It was a fucking skin-it sticker for a cell phone. Mind you it's for the new cell phone I just bought, but still A FUCKING STICKER!

Speaking of the new cell phone I bought on Saturday... Well on my 15 min lunch break today, I check into the blog rolls to see what is happening. Well come to find out Amazon has the cell phone I bought on sale for $0.01. That's right the same cell phone that Sprint and Best Buy are selling for $199.99, Amazon is celling for $0.01. So what is wrong with this. Well Saturday I paid $99.99 for it. Well I called and spoke to Carlos R., and he refunded the difference, no questions asked. That is why no matter what the price, Amazon has my business. So yes you are reading this right, i paid $0.01 for a $200 cell phone I almost bought in the store on Saturday, thank the gods for the interwebs.

Now for the mens...

NSFW JustBecuase Sunday

2011-11-20T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Saturday

2011-11-19T16:30:00.000-07:00

So I spent my morning going to the Sprint store because my phone get less then 4 hours of use before it dies. And of course they told me, nothing is wrong or it's the applications I use. I HAVE EVERY SERVICE TURNED OFF. So i bought a new phone. I got it through amazon with a $100 discount over the price at the sprint store. I have to wait until Wednesday to get it but still i got a new phone. I think i have a problem..

Oh speaking of problems, I have been infatuated with an email i got on Thursday. I was told I won a contest that i entered, but i have no idea what i won. It is being shipped UPS Ground and it only weights one pound. My mind has been racing trying to figure out what contest i entered and what the hell i could have won. I am hoping it is a check, a nice fat check. But knowing my luck, its a tshirt or a year long supply of yogurt...

Now for the men.

JustBecause Friday

2011-11-18T16:30:00.000-07:00

So at work today I planned out my next 4 weeks and boy, my schedule is JAMMED! I have a ton of shit to do. Heres to having something to do that isn't school work!

JustBecause Thursday

2011-11-17T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Wednesday

2011-11-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

JustBecause Twofer Tuesday

2011-11-15T16:30:00.000-07:00

Christmas has come all over my @starbucks.

2011-11-15T07:05:00.001-07:00

I know the shots blurry but I was blinded by coffee and bearistas...

Yes I secretly want a bearista...

JustBecause Monday

2011-11-14T16:30:00.000-07:00

Hot cubbie deaf guy I fawn over at Target

2011-11-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

This guy is seriously hot. Like bend me over and fuck me senseless hot. I know being deaf doesn't define him, but damn when he signs it just makes me want to learn sign language so I could talk dirty to him...

Mark says we can share him... I'm down with that...

JustBecause NSFW Sunday

2011-11-13T16:30:00.000-07:00

Orchids

2011-11-13T13:31:00.001-07:00

When I grow up I think I want an orchid garden.

The botanical gardens are free today...

2011-11-13T13:12:00.001-07:00

Here we find voenixrisingana in its natural habit. Humidity is key to bringing out its abnormally large tongue... I hear its tongue can be quite useful..

Dutch Oven

2011-11-12T19:43:00.000-07:00

This is why I am so glad you can't write person reviews on yelp... I would be scared what people have to say about me...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net